Excuses

Today, after a frustrating and ultimately fruitless attempt to find a boot fair and purchase amazingly cheap vintage guitars, we ended up at a PTA craft fair of a school down the road. I was caught giving perhaps my most audacious excuse for failing to make a purchase: 'I'm tempted, but my knitted food collection is already out of hand, I can't buy any more.'

The saddest thing is that it is genuinely true...