The on-screen guide for our TV is organized into half hour segments, meaning that if a show's title is too long, it merges into the next one. The resulting hybrid shows often sound a lot better than what's really on and failure to pay close attention has resulted in disappointment on more than one occasion. Some of my favourites are:
European Coke Soldiers
Antiques Enemy
It's me or the Airline
Johnny Cash in the Attic
My name is Filth
My name is Filth
Liza and Huey's Pet Crash Test
Perry Mason: Mega Piranha
Hitler's Home Shopping
