Man wearing just a woman's shirt - scary
Shave the sides of your head - mohawk
Shave the top of your head - tonsure
Sandals with socks - wrong
Smart shoes without socks - also wrong
Donating hair - generous
Collecting hair - creepy
Licking the filling out of an oreo - normal
Licking the filling out of a sandwich - arouses stares from other diners
Head stuck in the clouds - unreliable but romantic
Head stuck in the banisters - unreliable and requires greasing/emergency services
Baby oil - sexy
Lard - sick
