Thursday, 6 May 2010

Soap opera predictability

Signs that two people are about to get it together:
1. Playing with water
2. Hating each other at first sight
Signs that someone's going to develop an alcohol problem
1. Being seen drinking once
Signs that someone's about to fall pregnant
1. Having their first sexual encounter
2. People talking about pregnancy at all
3. Someone joking about their weight
4. Anyone feeling ill who isn't already involved in a drawn-out set up for some other illness